Contrary to the norm, however, Kirby also activates the 'Stare'. The collision of the two 'Stares' creates seismic energy that shakes the entire battle field. We pan out to the satellite camera that's keeping an eye on the planet as a whole. The planet shakes violently until it explodes in all directions.
Neither challenger can be seen in the aftermath. Stat screens filled with text regarding the battle as W reflects, "Since neither challenger takes the initiative in most fights, it seemed like this would be an innocent competition of who got the last laugh.
Unfortunately for them both, Kirby's bizarre digestive system was their undoing. The world can barely sustain the gravity of one overpowered 'Stare'. Two simultaneous 'Stares' was just too much for it. I'll find you a Phoenix Down. And maybe a Max Revive, that should help, right? I won't let you die forever. I just won't. Properties belong to their respective owners. I gain no profit from this. Don't kill me! It's not over yet. It's so deep and unnerving that it scares the copied abilities right out of Kirby.
Kirby's face almost looks like it's shrinking, though it's impossible for his face to get any smaller. Kirby quickly nods, grabs his star transport, and hightails it out of there.
Fluttershy's 'Stare' subsides. Narrator sir," her voice has returned to its softer tone, "What happens now? W keeps a professional tone, "It seemed like the fight was all over when Kirby used his inhaling Copy Ability, but Fluttershy's 'Stare' and assertiveness were able to quickly turn things around. Staring daggers, like a BOSS! Tell him off, like a BOSS! Now he's gone, like a BOSS!
B quickly states, "By the way, for those of you wondering when we'll make Goku fight Superman That's when it hit me, "make an alternate ending. I'll have to get back to you on that. Thanks for reading. But I've got writer's block in that regard. So, in the meantime while I'm ignoring homework, let's get started with another Death Battle parody.
Read, relax, and review well, comment but you get the point. You know, I worry about the director sometimes. I think he's starting to run out of ideas. But hey, I'm not getting paid to give my opinion. Actually, I'm not getting paid at all but that's beside the point. Various pictures of Nascar and Mario Kart flood the screen. These are followed by pictures of stands in winner's circles. B starts with enthusiasm, "There are two things in life I've come to really like: going fast and winning.
W responds, "Well, you're in luck then, B, because this time we're bringing together two winners from previous Death Battles that are the fastest of the fast. Notably, he's been able to reach the speed of light on numerous occasions, though his average typically sticks out at just over miles per hour.
However, this is just one of several forms he can acquire. Should he absorb negative Chaos energy, he becomes Dark Sonic a form whose abilities rival and may even surpass his super form. When he wields the legendary sword Excalibur, he gains the golden armor of King Arthur which boosts his speed, invulnerability, and enables flight. A clip of Sonic on planet Wisp has him telling off Eggman with the phrase, "No copyright law in the universe can stop me!
A picture of a proud cyan Pegasus with a 7-colored mane shows up on screen after the title card splits. She can also stand and walk on clouds. W conveniently ignores him, "Her Sonic Rainboom technique allows her to breech Mach 10 speeds and break the visible light spectrum.
It is also argued that this technique can be used to demolish old buildings. Other researchers claim that it's a different technique entirely and have dubbed it the Atomic Rainnuke. She shares this problem with Sonic. When her pride is attacked, she gets stressed and worried about the possibility of failure.
W continues, "She typically rushes into a problem headfirst which leaves no time for any actual planning for more complex problems. B says, "Don't forget to check out Screw Attack's website when you get the chance. But right now, it's time for a Death Battle! A section of land resembling Green Hill Zone minus the robots has been set aside for our match today.
The challengers waste no time showing up onscreen. The fighters are quickly lost from the camera's view, as their speedy forms resemble blurs of color smacking across each other in rapid succession.
Neither of them misses a beat nor slows down. Sonic tries to boost his damage with his fire shield power-up. Rainbow responds by flying out of range before bringing in a rain cloud. A bit of bouncing on her part leaves Sonic drenched and unshielded. She takes this opportunity to fly around Sonic with her Rainblow Dry tornado. Though initially caught in the twister, Sonic quickly spin dashes his way into his own Sonic Wind attack spinning in the opposite direction of the tornado.
The result is a gentle breeze in every direction. Rainbow tries bringing in a thunderhead to scare Sonic with lightning bolts, but Sonic is one step ahead of her with a magnetic shield already in place. The lightning zaps the shield, but curves around it, leaving Sonic unfazed.
But then Rainbow Dash brings in another rain cloud to quickly vaporize the shield. Strangely, Sonic is dry this time. He starts spin dashing a bit faster while he seems to gather light particles. Dash seems to get take this as a hint to start her strongest attack.
She flies up higher than she normally dares to soar. At the peak of her ascension, she immediately starts flying downward adding the pull of gravity to her already fast pace.
Down on the ground, Sonic's Light Speed Attack is almost fully charged. The last particles surround Sonic in a pale blue light as he shouts, "Ready? Dash is 7 meters above the ground and closing in fast. It's convenient that the particular point is where both competitors are aiming. As Sonic reaches the point, a huge mushroom cloud of seven colors covers a large portion of the visible sky.
The explosion is joined by a white ring of light resembling that of a flash grenade. It's difficult to see anything for the next few moments. As the smoke and debris finally start to clear, we see two tuckered out speedsters lying on the ground eyes closed. At first, it looks like they both bit the dust until a chuckle escapes the mouth of the blue hedgehog. A responsive chuckle is heard from the Pegasus. Before long, both are laughing like a couple of idiots.
Both of them get up slowly, each covered with haphazard bruises. As they walk toward each other, the look of fight is gone. Instead looks of admiration cross their faces.
As cocky as either of them are, I think props is an appropriate way to end a parody chapter. As far as personalities are concerned, they're practically identical: loyal and true. Properties belong to their owners. Blah, blah, you know. With there being a 5 tag limit and no guarantee that certain characters actually become a part of this Later days! If we were you, we would quit now and stop reading any further. This is my story! Though she does have a point.
WARNING: If you don't wish to see a fan favorite die or even compared to another character because you believe they are superior in every aspect, please leave now and don't torture yourself. Thank you. Oh, and Valve I guess. Seriously, how many of these is the director going to make? You'd think he has a better reason than just to kill time. Whoops, camera's rolling. B sighs in frustration, "I can't stand it when people talk like they're better than everyone else.
Only I can do that! W keeps a level tone of professionalism, "Today we're putting two of television's self-centered boasters into the ring. His most commonly used attack is the Spell Card Hinotama, a fireball that would normally deal points of damage to the opponent's life points.
His melee weapon of choice is the Spell Card Psychic Sword, an equip spell that would raise a Psychic-Type monsters Attack Power given the right circumstances. So, he's not limited to his spells of preference. While Sayer claims to be anti-discriminatory, he's not against torturing or killing his co-workers and test subjects with chains, electricity, fire, and brainwashing.
A clip runs where Sayer whispers the phrase, "The entrance to the Underworld is on the witch's island," into Akiza's ear. Aside from that, her personal favorite spells include object summoning, rope manipulation, and thunderhead formation. She can also trigger fireworks and makeshift smoke bombs. Most other unicorns can use exactly the same types of magic with less flashiness and greater effectiveness. A clip of Trixie is almost a perfect counterargument to B's complaints as Trixie says, "Well, well, well, it seems we have some neigh -sayers in the audience.
The last clip of the blue unicorn reveals her saying, "You'll never be able to match the amazing, show-stopping ability of the Great and Powerful Trixie! Cue W's catchphrase, "All right, the combatants are set. Gamefly, GoDaddy, and Square Space did too.
Right now, it's time for a Death Battle! An abandoned amusement park appears to be the stage for this Death Battle. From the left side of the screen, a flashy pop-up stage appears as a loud voice resounds. Come all! Come see the amazing talent of the Great and Powerful Trixie! She makes a bowing motion before talking to herself. From the right of the screen, the maroon-haired man shows up in an overcoat. Wow, 'says Sayer' sounds somewhat silly A fairly large, red fireball appears before flying towards the stage on which the unicorn is standing.
A cloud of smoke appears before the fire hits the stage and engulfs it. She has teleported behind the man before summoning her signature thunderhead to cast lightning.
Although the lightning connects, Sayer is unfazed. I take more volts than that on a regular basis! He summons his Psychic Sword in his right hand. Trixie attempts to manipulate her rope to entangle her enemy only to watch the threads be slashed to ribbons by the man's blade. When he attempts to strike her directly, another column of smoke allows her to change locations again.
A powerful surge is concentrated at the base of her horn as she casts a new spell. Never had she before used object summoning to that degree. It's clearly displeased as it charges toward the man before it. It releases a loud roar. An obscure-looking clown appears but is quickly shattered as it collides with the giant bear.
Magical Android! While they hold for a few seconds longer than the clown, they are both smashed to smithereens. There's only one target left for the Ursa Major to crush. For once, Sayer experiences fear as the giant paw comes down upon him. The result is not a pleasant sight for queasy stomachs. With the time diminished on Trixie's summoning spell, the Ursa Major disappears. It returns to wherever it was prior to the summoning.
As usual, W takes the professional tone, "Even though Sayer has more experience as a leader, Trixie clearly had the upper hand right from the start. While Sayer was able to fend off her more common attacks, Trixie's final cast was able to destroy everything left in his arsenal. You know the drill. I have no idea where I'm going with this chapter.
Just know that the end result might not be pretty. All right, now that that's been said Okay, no! Director, you allowed Trixie to be WAY overpowered in the last battle. She wouldn't stand a chance against We're on in 10? But I'm warning you, director. W introduces, "Made from sugar, spice, everything nice, and chemical X, Blossom and her sisters Bubbles and Buttercup form the Powerpuff Girls, the heroes of the city of Townsville.
B states, "The city has been targeted by a green monkey, a hill-billy bigfoot, giant monsters, a chick with hair issues, and even the devil himself. But the girls kick all of their hindquarters.
One power that's unique to Blossom is her ice breath, since neither of her sisters can duplicate it. Despite this, she is constantly arguing with Buttercup for not seeing her analytical approach and she gets fussy when things aren't orderly. A scene where Blossom has been imprinted into a wall shows her saying, "Why do they always pick the hard way?
After studying from countless tomes, she has mastered several types of magic including levitation, teleportation, illumination, magic shields, wind conjuration, and various object summoning. Her intellect and analytical thought processes seem to match this consideration and she's often the first to make plans for dealing with the town's problems.
Despite this, she has more often than not questioned Pinkie Pie's non-analytical ideas and gets frustrated when things are disorderly. Should her schedule be thrown off or a deadline missed, she starts acting vain and overbearing on details that others would see as ridiculous and unnecessary. A clip shows Twilight Sparkle saying, "We've learned that friendship isn't always easy. But there's no doubt it's worth fighting for. Blossom is seen flying over a section of land that has structures similar to Townsville's architecture.
A twinkle of light catches the corner of her eye and she goes to investigate the source. It seems a lavender unicorn has appeared on one of the streets. Good thing there's no traffic right now. Twilight pulls out a quill pen and a piece of parchment while Blossom uses a stick with the gravelly ground. They seem to be doing various calculations. It seems that the two geniuses need a little time to plan their patterns of attack.
Hums and ah-has are heard as they keep writing their plans out. Twilight releases a volley of reddish magic bolts while Blossom counters with her own volley of laser eyes. The collisions provide a nice, low-air fireworks display. They continue this volley boxing as they circle each other. Blossom breaks away from the dance first, flying high above the nearest skyscraper. With the range getting longer and the aim getting less precise, Twilight disappears in a flash of light before reappearing at the top of one of the skyscrapers.
With her enemy closer, she attempts her volley of magic missiles again. The Powerpuff leader dodges each of the blasts before releasing a high pitched scream. The resonating sound waves are visible and blue and start to shake the entire building. The skyscraper's foundation begins to crumble just as Twilight realizes what's going on.
She appears on a building two blocks away. As she begins to catch her breath, a familiar scream can be heard. This building is falling too. She teleports to the next building. This process keeps repeating itself ten times. At this point, Twilight simply teleports back to ground level.
As per the next part of her strategy, Twilight conjures her wind spell which blows at a much faster speed than what she was capable of doing before. Blossom is struggling to fight the strong wind as she attempts to fly toward her opponent. She suddenly gets a new idea.
She starts blowing and ice crystals start to take the shape of the gale winds. As the frost surrounds her, it starts solidifying into a shape that reduces wind resistance. While this forces her flight path slightly downward, she is certainly making more progress. Noticing that her wind spell isn't having as great an effect, Twilight switches her focus to form a giant bubble of magic around herself. Without the gale wind to fight against, Blossom's horizontal flight speed increases exponentially.
She's on a collision course with Twilight's current location. The unicorn appears to be straining, as if her energy is just about used up. The half-frozen Powerpuff collides with the magic shield head-on.
Time holds still for the two as they both strain themselves in regards to the shield. It shows signs of cracking as Twilight finally loses her hold. The bubble is shattered and she collapses onto the ground as Blossom lands heavily a couple feet away.
The ice on her body breaks as she lands. Both the unicorn and the Powerpuff are breathing heavily, but only the Powerpuff is standing. If my calculations are correctthinks Twilight, I only have enough left for She was hoping it didn't have to come to this, but now she has no choice.
As Blossom braces herself for what could be a trap, a light starts surrounding the unicorn's horn and body. Within a couple seconds, she's gone. Twilight is no longer on Keep My Eye On You (Instrumental Version) - Channel 3 (4) - Keep My Eye On You (Vinyl) stage of battle.
Blossom falls back into a sitting position still breathing heavily. W reflects the situation of the entire match, "Both fighters had plenty of intellect and planning ready after a minute of critical thinking. However, Blossom has more experience improvising in the heat of battle. While Twilight's magic is powerful, she can only use so much of it in a single time period without exhausting herself.
That last teleportation spell will probably leave her unconscious when she arrives home. I apologize if it doesn't meet their expectations. But, I wasn't really keen on sending it in any other direction.
See ya'll later. Regardless of the Season 2 finale, in my opinion Nightmare Moon will always be my favorite villain. I'm a stickler for the classics. You hear that? It's called a "spoiler alert". On that note, enjoy. B adds, "The mutants or villains that always hide right under your nose posing as your best friend. A picture of an elderly man followed by a picture of the same man in his younger years is shown after the title card opens.
B smoothly states, "It was so much fun watching him get beat up by Akuma, we just had to watch it happen again. He was cursed by the Elder gods to rapidly age until an untimely death. The only way to prevent his death is to absorb souls from his victims. A picture of a very cut-up alicorn with insectoid wings and a green aura about her takes the screen. W holds the professionalism here, "Born from the dark boundaries of Equestria, Chrysalis is the queen of a race known as the changelings, all capable of transforming into whoever they see.
Specifically, she tends to copy lovers' affection as she needs to absorb the energy of true love in order to keep her strength up. This is one of the reasons why she wants to take over Equestria, as its citizens hold the most true love in the entire world. Unfortunately, if too much love energy is present, it can repel her and all of her changeling minions out of a given city area.
No refunds. Time for a Death Battle! A tall castle-esque hallway marks the stage of this Death Battle. From the floor, two fiery circles appear, one green and one orange.
The changeling emerges from the green portal while the middle-age appearance of the sorcerer rises from the orange portal. No words are spoken from either of them. Chrysalis giggles before taking on the form of Shang Tsung. The real sorcerer quickly proves he's the real one by summoning a fiery skull just underneath his imposter's feet. The imposter Tsung is sent flying as two more skulls ram his back. Abandoning her game of pretend, Chrysalis regains her default, changeling form as she falls onto the ground.
As she gets up, Shang disappears through the floor in a blaze before reappearing behind the alicorn wannabe. Shang then takes the form of the blue clothed Kitana. She pulls forth a couple bladed fans and starts waving them in front of her. This creates a mini-tornado that starts lifting Chrysalis. The changeling is not fazed by this wind as she quickly opens her bug-like wings and flies around the imposter Kitana. Chrysalis activates her green magic to open a green, burning hole in the ground.
It absorbs the would-be Kitana who disappears from view. Chrysalis starts laughing before she notices an orange portal off to her side. The restored Shang Tsung jumps out of the portal to about Chrysalis' aerial position. He then changes forms to look like Liu Kang before delivering a series of kicks one would expect to perform while riding a fast bicycle.
As Chrysalis falls to the ground in a heap, Shang Tsung lands on his feet. He then grabs the changeling by the neck, as his green aura starts absorbing the queen's soul. Chrysalis opens her eyes and barely holds enough energy to knock Shang away with a hoof. Now it's the sorcerer's turn to copy his opponent's shape. Only this time, he has the other one's power in addition to her form. Both changeling's charge up green magical blasts and fire them directly at each other. Drained along with some of her soul, the original changeling quickly runs out of charge and gets blasted by her look-alike.
She's on the floor in a heap again. She appears to try another spell but it has no obvious effect. She slowly looks to her opponent, with fear in her eyes for the first time in this fight.
Shang then takes the form of a generic clown, before pulling out a pistol. He aims it at Chrysalis before firing a "Bang! The changeling queen raises an eyebrow in disbelief. The clown then pulls out a second pistol.
The camera pans in on the clown as this pistol fires an actual bullet and gunpowder. Imagination can fill in what happened afterward. The clown then laughs hysterically before taking a bow toward the camera. W reflects, "While both fighters were capable of altering their appearance, only Shang Tsung was able to alter his abilities.
Additionally, Chrysalis' magic requires her to absorb true love. Since Shang Tsung is centuries old, he has lost all touch with any true love in his life. Chrysalis' brainwashing spell has no effect on victims without love. This gave Tsung an opening for his more comical fatality.
However, there is a slight chance that it won't happen. By the way, "end spoiler alert". This is a non-profit work. Good day to everyone. I wasn't too sure about doing battle royales or team battles. But I guess they were bound to happen eventually. I'm afraid some ideas may be left out since it's been nearly forever since I last watched Nightmare Before Christmas. All right here we go. Woah, nelly! I think the director has finally bitten off more than he can chew.
Not my problem. I'm just a figure of his imagination. Take it away, B and W! B opens, "Child labor is a terrible thing, but making them fight each other to the death makes everything better. W does his own opening, "Today, we're taking two groups of Keep My Eye On You (Instrumental Version) - Channel 3 (4) - Keep My Eye On You (Vinyl) competitors to Keep My Eye On You (Instrumental Version) - Channel 3 (4) - Keep My Eye On You (Vinyl) who's teamwork stands superior.
It takes really skilled professionals to nab a fat guy. Various stat screens appear as W keeps talking. His attack of choice is the pumpkin bomb which can explode upon impact or be delayed for a timed explosion.
Melee combat is not his strong-suit. But her only real attack is a spinning charge, which any sensible Keyblade wielder can counter just by blocking. His attack is a rolling charge which can trip unguarded enemies, leaving them vulnerable to Lock's pumpkin bombs. A yellow earth pony filly with a ribbon, a white unicorn filly, and an orange Pegasus filly wearing a helmet all take up the screen after the title card splits.
Stat screens appear as W begins further details. Apple Bloom is a designer and architect. Sweetie Belle's singing is considered the best voice in Equestria. Scootaloo is an avid scooter trick pro and dance step expert. It led to them winning 'best comedy' even though they weren't entered in that category. And although Apple Bloom isn't afraid to speak her mind, she sometimes lies to get out of jams. The last clip before the title card shows the Crusaders together saying, "Whatever we do, we'll do it together as As with any Death Battle, W declares, "All right, the combatants are set.
The background appears to be a fairly open graveyard with a couple dying trees on either side of the screen. A living bathtub walks in from the right carrying the mischief-makers of Halloween Town.
As Lock and Shock take a look, a low buzzing noise is heard as three fillies come in riding on a blue scooter and a red wagon. They come to a braking halt. The little red devil chuckles before tossing a pumpkin at the fillies. The Pegasus filly somehow drives her scooter away having detached from the wagon off screen. The pumpkin explodes upon contact with the wagon. The resulting boom sends the wagon flying into the distance. Lock throws a barrage of delayed pumpkin bombs as well as an instant one that almost catches the unicorn filly by the hind hooves.
The Crusaders take cover behind a dead tree as explosions rain all around. The farmer pony seems to ponder the question before a mental light bulb flicks on. The imp trio is snickering from the safety of their bathtub.
They even take off their masks for two seconds to laugh before putting them back on. The sound of an electronic keyboard interrupts their fits of laughter. The other two don't have an answer. Instead, the answer comes from behind the tree as the orange Pegasus filly appears first. She's followed by her friends. Look here! Our three little ponies Ready to sing for this crowd. Listen up, 'cause here's our story.
I'm going to sing it very LOUD! Lock, Shock, and Barrel cover their ears in agony. Covering his ears throws off Lock's aim as his next pumpkin bomb doesn't come anywhere near the Crusaders. Rather, it explodes upon impact with one of the tree branches. Guest stars, such as Lorne Green, could be killed off in the opening scene without uttering a word.
The voice-over episode title was always wrong compared to the text version. Just tickled me every time! The producers had the last laugh though — they did the 3 Naked Gun movies on the back of the success in reruns, which were even better than the TV series.
Probably time for a review of that list Keep My Eye On You (Instrumental Version) - Channel 3 (4) - Keep My Eye On You (Vinyl) with some fab movies over the last 3 or 4 years that need adding…. This show should never have worked, and the critics were out in force from day one at the concept: a family of hick hillbillies discover oil on their backwoods land become instant millionaires and move to the ultimate rich playground of Beverly Hills in a mansion next door to their conniving and greedy banker, so he can control their naivety.
Plus, I loved the characters, the warmth, and my Beverly Hillbillies comic annual or so, which I still have. As an adult, I kinda went cold then hot on the show during various re-runs over the decades, but have come back to it in recent years following the world banking crisis, cos this show kind of said all you needed to know about greedy bankers 50 years earlier.
Some cliches remain evergreen because of the nuggets of truth in them. Maybe a little flattered here in rankings, and somewhat dated these days, but this was the very rare beast back in the day: a great British ITV sitcom. They were as rare as unicorns in a hurricane. What makes it work is the setting, a crummy series of bedsits and flats in a house run by a tight-fisted, bored, interfering, letching, right-wing landlord — as played to perfection by Leonard Rossiter — Rigsby could have become unlikeable, as the main antagonist in each episode as he forces himself on his lodgers Alan played by the already-loveable Richard Beckinsale ex of decent sitcom The Lovers with Paula Wilcox, and father of actress Kate and Philip played by Don Warrington to smooth perfection.
Both shared a bedsit, Alan as a poor medical student, a bit naive, and Philip more worldly and second generation black — chased by Miss Jones the wonderful Frances De La Tour, more recently of Hogwarts the single, sophisticated lady on hard times in the flat below. Philip has some fun pretending to be the son of an African Chief getting a British education, and Rigsby has the hots for Miss Jones and every other woman.
The chemistry between the actors and the characters is a delight, and the scripts sharp. Poor things, so sensitive. Filmed live in front of an audience, mistakes and all, it was more of a stage show set in a backwards quiet Fort Baxter army motor pool in Kansas. The man was a force of nature with his break-neck delivery of dialogue, and his scheming, money-obsessed, gambling, lazy, but big-hearted and loyal Sgt Bilko was one of the great TV characters.
The show won loads of awards, inspired later greats, and was beloved of many for decades. Quite right too. A real tragedy as it was very much a precursor to later fast-paced format-breaking, pop-culture-referencing, cool shows like Malcolm In The Middle.
And what a Principal Grace Musso is. Far and away the highlight of the series is her loud, plotting, sneering character as played brilliantly by Melanie Chartoff — she shouts and the glass on her door smashes into pieces in every episode.
Siouxsie modelled her look on Morticia, the wife and mother of the Gothic household containing a bizarre extended well-off family of misfits and creatures that viewed themselves as normal and the rest of the world as distasteful and bizarre, but had hearts of gold in amongst the death-macabre-obsessions and lack of concern with shuffling off the mortal coil.
It still comes over as Keep My Eye On You (Instrumental Version) - Channel 3 (4) - Keep My Eye On You (Vinyl) classy, a bit dated, but the performances of Carolyn Jones as Morticia and John Astin as Gomez, deeply-in-love parents to Wednesday and Pugsley, are still just fabulously skilfull while the key mad-cap former child actor Jackie Coogan as Uncle Fester, together with lesser faves like Lurch the Butler, Thing a hand in a boxGrandmama, and Cousin It a short mass of hair and nothing else much give great support.
The episodes are those which give the stars a chance to shine, like Gomez driven by passion when Morticia speaks French. The late great Glen Campbell is pushed down by all the genius singles around, but the whole top 6 should be number one.
Top 10 on all occasions, number one in for me. At 69, George Clinton debuts over a decade ahead of his Funkadelic UK groove, as The Parliaments funk goodie signals a name change due to record company collapsings. The Beatles. Done soul-style here by The Incredibles. Highest new entry at 4 is the fake West Coast hippie pop anthem from the very British Flowerpot Men flobalot! Nilsson debuts in my charts with a Beatles B Side cover, which references other songs — rather appropriately as he became part of the Fabs creative crowd.
A big climb for The Turtles, one new to me and starting to sound as good as all their other tracks the more I play it. Great records grow with plays, lesser ones get dull after a couple of weeks. Let It All Hang Out is identical in every way in both versions, but this one came first. Look no further! So much great music around in the Summer Of Love everything is underperforming chartwise, and I need to expand to a top really! Too much work though, so suffice to say The Beatles are untouchable as anthem All You Need Is Love gives the Fabs a 3rd chart-topper, 2 to Paul, 1 to John, and a total of 10 tracks in the Ed Sheeran eat your heart out!
The Grass Roots had a bigger hit in with the song. Other newies: The Elgins debut 4 years ahead of UK chart success, Neil Diamond grabs yet another hit song, must be his 6th in 6 months, the fab Desmond Dekker enters withand less than 2 years on he would top charts with the first ska record to get world famous.
Trying to keep up, The Bee Gees 2 in the top 30Nancy Sinatra dittowhile big climbs for the Elgins all doo-wop delight to 28, and The Babies terrific song up to Haunting strings and a sad story-song still affect 50 years later.
Tom Jones gets his 4th top 20 entry had I been charting earlier at 16 with his great Lonnie Donegan cover — it took another 2 years to break in the States, I know cos it was featured in my books of big songs of sheet music from latewhich I saved up to buy in Singapore. A Canadian hit Donovan cover pops in at 32, another new discovery for me, rather good, as is a late-career Brian Hyland track, Get The Message.
The records were though. Share this: Print Twitter Facebook Email. And look at the man he was consorting with. Now that's high. I'm surprised that they found any cannabis left in his car. It would have taken me a pound to get that desperate and then I'd be passed out. George and his life-partner helped re-decorate my Dacha twice in the past month.
At first it was Ok until I found large wads of money stolen and my whores whining to me how their makeup and expensive Dior gowns were raided. Ugh, makes me sick to see people steal other peoples stuff when they damn well know how pricey it is!
I haven't talked to George since and have alerted the ACLU that he is contemplating on becoming a heterosexist again. That'll teach em! Commissar Theocritus, never feel ashamed about your seedy, vulgar, down right sick and debaucherous alternative life-style. We are not here to judge your life-style. We are here to exploit it and turn it into a social cause to generate campaign contributions. I blush to say it, noble Chairman Puchenko, but in truth I lead an utterly blameless life and it is only the telling which is bawdy.
But that will not keep me from lying with both fists, just to get in practice. And for his master lie: Chelsea. All of this time he persuaded us he is a 10th degree horn dog and father of Chelsea but anyone with an eye knows that Chelsea is the by product of the time that Hillary slept on the wet spot between her and Janet Reno and a pick-up truck with arc-welder.
Hear and believe, oh noble Chairman. Every pod of Lesbians has access to at least one arc welder. In the richer suburbs of Midland they come from the Nieman Marcus Christmas catalogue, encrusted with diamonds. But the are fun girls, though; if one of them is red-headed she can change your oil in five minutes. And you've never had your oil changed quite like that, I'll bet. Might change your luck.
All that leg hair turns me off. Ahh yes, I can only hope or Muslim liberators will be kind to our butch bimbos. They bleed so much for the revolution! Why, just the other day I happened to stumble upon one digging through the garbage in search of some ladies bra. I shouted "Miss, please! Let us be reasonable, we are all registered Democrats!
She laughed, grunted and then began to cut of my pinky finger while telling me outdated Ellen DeGeneres jokes. I uttered the name Anne Heche, and that was when she began sawing off my index finger as well. I managed though to reach the hospital and informed the police it was a church goer who viciously assaulted me.
The police believed the tale and called me in a limo to drive me home. So yes, I have great respect for lesibians and hope there are some programs fit for them in a new Sharia ruled AmeriKKKa.
Properly speaking, all dykes do it another way and Hallmark now has a line of father's day cards addressed to turkey basters. It is no wonder that the dumpster-diving dyke lunged at you. In my situation I know some forward thinking diesel dykes who are planning for Sharia rule. Their premier fashion accessory maker, Snap On Tools, is coming out with a line of burkas in fetching flannel, and it is possible that there will be an exception found in the Koran for dykes with enough hormone therapy to grow a beard.
In that case she will be able to wear the normal jeans--with a comfortable ass, and drillers' boots. And she will be able to drive, for how else would UPS get its parcels delivered? This is, by the way, a different form of beard entirely than one I have used in the past. How odd to wear one and pay for dinner for another. I drew the line at decorating their apartments though. Chairman Punchenko, as Comrade Rakosi wrote, there is a great progress in our country.
There are two major parties and both are socialist. The only thing I'm worrying about is that we haven't got such a wonderful organization like the ACLU. Many people say "Merry Christmas" and many shops are provocatively decorated, and this is just wrong. But, in our country there is a free socialist health care system or, as your Comrade Kennedy once said, Medicare for all and we are member of the marvellous Eurabian Union, which has got a very good ideological-religious background based on socialism and Islam.
So on the whole we are a lucky nation. We just expanded on the description of the "72" mini-series above thought I should let you know : 72 Forget Jack Bauer and 24, the hottest thing on Islamovision is 72 virgins! Al Jazeera's new show in which special al-Qaeda operative Jafeer al-Baar must travel to 72 countries and blow up 72 public places within 72 hours in order to get to meet with 72 virgins.
Rated "F" family show. As one of the founders of Islamovision Productions, the creative arm behind 72I'm here to tell you that this show is "must-see" TV - in other words, on the nights that the show is televised, our "Party Caterers" will forcibly enter your home, set your tubes to the correct channel, and then literally "rivet" you to your seats.
Complimentary Victory Gin will be issued to those who cooperate. Those who don't Well, that's another story. That's the question on everyone's mind. Tune in and find out. Sister Massively Opiated. I can't wait for Iran's Next Top Martyr.
A group of women compete for the chance to win a trip to the western country of their choice where they will visit a crowded mall and self-detonate. Each episode a panel of celebrity judges, including a weekly guest cleric, vote one of the women off the show for being the most brazen, after which she is take to a local soccer stadium and the guest audience stones her to death.
When only one contestant is left, she is fitted with a vest-bomb, flies to the infidel nation of her choice, and goes to the most crowded mall where she is crowned Iran's Next Top Martyr. The show culminates with her pushing the button. How much better can family entertainment get? This is a change in the table d'hote for the CBC.
I had thought that they only made movies about young homosexual men who fled intolerable lives in repressive provincial towns to move to less repressive but utterly anonymous Canadian cities, there to take up residency with other young homosexual men who fled repressive provincial towns but who had, to support living in an anonymous Canadian city, taken to selling their bodies and--here's the shocker--buying drugs with the proceeds.
To continue in the miscegenation of differing threads, as I speak I am listening to the Saint-Saens Organ Symphony, one of my favorites. It helps that I was once a decent amateur pianist and played the organ pipe is understood in college. And never forget that although I am a strange man, I still have in full force that male desire for buttons to push.
When I am going strong, I command at one time a full quarter of the electrons in the earth's mantle. That is why your computer was on the rag. I did it, without meaning you harm. Verve is the label. The energy is infectious and these days I am no longer as orthodox as before. A friend in college, when I complained of the odious Apollo 's abortion of "Jesu" said that they had done worse to "Take Five" and that Bach can fight back. Beautiful (Original) - Cicada - Beautiful (Vinyl)
, I Cant Help It (If Im Still In Love With You) - Hank Williams - 40 Greatest Hits (Cassette)
, Pauline Taylor - Constantly Waiting (CD)
, Fundamentally Loathsome - Mar1lyn Man5on* - Mechanical Animals (CD, Album)
, Memories - Eria DOr - Memories (CDr)
, Agent Of Chaos - Hans Zimmer And James Newton Howard - The Dark Knight (Original Motion Picture Soun
, S.O.S. United featuring Katrina* - ABC - SOS (Vinyl)
, What Child Is This - Natalie MacMaster & Donnell Leahy - A Celtic Family Christmas (CD, Album)
, Devotion - Kakoli Sengupta - Calcutta Rhythm (CD, Album)
, Gendang Gendut Tali Kecapi - Zainal A. - Dikir Barat Moden (Cassette, Album)
, Ray Martinez Y Su Sabor Criollo - Sabor Criollo (Vinyl, LP, Album)
, Feel (NHB Remix)
, Het Horloge - The Reverend Cor Gout* vs. Unit Moebius Anonymous vs. Salò Mentale Solo - Poppelepee (
, Entspannt - Sido - VI (Deluxe Box) (Box Set, Album)
, Deil Amang the Tailors / Masons Apron / Soldiers Joy - Various - Celtic Harp & Fiddle Tradiziona