Republican senator John DeCamp, who is on the investigative committee, will write a book exposing the case, titled, The Franklin Cover-Up. The Anthroposophist Society is also involved in the pedophilia. The suicide of journalist Hunter S. Thompson will also be tied to the exposure of this pedophile ring, since according to the testimony of Paul Bonacci inThompson had directed a snuff film at Bohemian Grove, which is an exclusive resort for the elite in the Sacramento, California area.
Bonacci will also positively identify Lt. Rusty Nelson will also identify Aquino as the man that he once saw King give a briefcase full of money to, and who King had told him was involved in the Contra gun and cocaine trafficking operation being run by George Bush and Lt. Minot, North Dakota is an area that has satanic cults operating in it that have been tied to the Son of Sam and Manson murders.
Both she and her husband had been experiencing stress symptoms, and were unable to explain its cause. For this reason, they are both getting counseling, and in the process, Karla begins keeping a journal of her dreams.
In doing so, she starts recalling dreams of strange scenes, some involving UFOs. She also attempts to help her husband with his stress-related symptoms by practicing some hypnosis techniques that her therapist has used on her. When she does, he immediately begins to describe an experience that sounds UFO-related — a blinding light, a curved wall with strange symbols on it, a grey-type alien face, an enormous orange spacecraft. At this moment, her phone rings and she answers it, only to hear a strange unintelligible voice on the other end before it turns to static.
Over the days and weeks, Karla continues to explore her new-found skills at using hypnotic regression on her husband, and uncovers further details about his experiences. Their exposure to the information they have been drawing up results in Karla seeking out a professional ufologist to find some answers. A meeting with them leads to Karla relating some strange experiences in her own past, and she will ask that they put her in touch with a good hypnotist. On the way home from the meeting, they notice that they are being followed by another vehicle.
A second session brings up an incident from where he witnesses a UFO landing as a young teenager, after which he finds himself with an unexplainable sore nose.
Several other abduction incidents will also surface. After the second session, the Turners witness lights and what appears to be a saucer-shaped craft in the night sky. They will begin to wake up and find scratches and other unexplainable marks on their bodies, and then notice an increase of helicopter activity in the area.
Further regression sessions to explore certain incidents mostly dreams that occurred to Karla, her husband, son, and others will result in the further belief that they are related to alien abductions.
Of course, they have all been focusing on thoughts of abduction and all the information that they had been absorbing for months, so the fact that they would have strange dreams — especially if the thoughts and information was unsettling them — is not at all unlikely.
The regression sessions they undergo will always reflect the information they have been absorbing. There is also a point in her book where she mentions the information that John Lear presents in a lecture regarding underground bases where he claims military personnel work side-by side with aliens, and she reflects her acceptance of this claim without question.
Is this the sort of shabby professionalism that a self-described researcher should have? In the years ahead, Turner will become a prominent figure in abduction research, working very closely with Bartholic and helping to form the beliefs and opinions of many others who will come to question whether their own experiences are somehow tied to alien abductions.
In reality, Turner and Bartholic and many other researchers before them and after have been quite limited or otherwise selective in their scope of inquiry and their logic, always focusing on the alien question and never considering any more down-to-earth explanations.
See online book, Into the Fringeby Karla Turner. It will be discovered that the CIA had foreknowledge of this attack and allowed it to occur. The purpose of the attack was to eliminate one passenger who was planning to blow the whistle on the US government, while putting the blame on Middle Eastern terrorists. The first responders to arrive on the scene of the crash will be Americans, who will arrive in large numbers almost immediately, appearing to arrive out of nowhere.
These first responders will appear to be more interested in finding something the drugs among the wreckage, more than anything else. The US government effectively allowed people to die so that six could regain their freedom. The year-old Purdy, wearing camouflage gear, sets his own car on fire outside the school before entering the grounds and starting his rampage. He randomly murders five children and wounds thirty others. He will end the ordeal by committing suicide. He is being prescribed Amitriptyline, an antidepressant, as well as the anti-psychotic drug Thorazine.
Purdy was a drifter with a long criminal history that included prostitution, robbery, and drug trafficking. Purdy was born in Tacoma, Washington, and had grown up in Stockton, going to the same school that he later targets.
At the time of his birth, his father was a staff sergeant stationed at Fort Lewis. Note that Fort Lewis is very close to Madigan Military Hospital, which has been involved in classified military research for a very long time and is rumored to be a major mind-control programming center.
His parents had divorced after his father threatened his mother with a weapon. His father spent most of his last year of service in a hospital for psychiatric evaluation, and was then put on temporary medical disability for five more years before being honorably discharged in Because of a troubled childhood and possible further physical abuse by his mother, Purdy had eventually ended up being adopted by a foster family in West Hollywood.
He had been in trouble with the law on numerous occasions, including prostitution. He drifted around and worked sporadically for various companies over the years, most recently including DuPont in Memphis, Tennessee. DuPont is a contractor to the CIA and other government agencies involved in secret programs. Those who had known Purdy will describe him as full of frustration and angry about everything.
The school will open the next day for classes, and students will be greeted by psychologists and nurses trained in treating grief. This incident becomes the catalyst for the original legislative frenzy to ban semiautomatic assault weapons in California and the nation. News articles will later report on five influential members of Brazilian society who go on trial in for the torture, castration, and murder of five children, aged 8 to 13, whose sexual organs are removed and used in rites of black magic.
A total of 19 boys, aged 8 to 14, will have been victimized. Five will be mutilated and die, three will escape with horrible injuries, six will escape before Giants - Obscure (16) - On Formaldehyde (CD) are harmed, and five will never be seen again.
Some victims will have their eyes gouged out, wrists slit, and sexual organs cut off. The two doctors will be accused of selling the internal organs of the children and using their genitals in satanic rituals. They will both identify Carlos Alberto Santos as the man who kidnapped them when they were 9 and 10 years old.
One of the mutilated corpses is that of Kilroy. According to the testimony of arrested cult members, the victims had been dissected while still alive and then cannibalized. Brains, hearts, lungs, and other internal organs had been cut or torn from many of the bodies, and some of these are found stewing in cauldrons in a shed at the ranch. There were signs of black magic being practiced at the ranch. Victims include the owner and secretary of a company that served as a front for a cocaine-processing lab, an informant for the Federales and his mistress, two federal narcotics officers, three former police officers, and the American nephew of a US Customs agent.
There are also reported to be a number of law enforcement personnel within the cult, including a Mexico City Federal Judicial Police agent who was in charge of narcotics investigations. Constanzo had been steeped in Satanism as a child, both in Florida and Haiti.
His fastidiously neat and orderly home in a high-dollar suburb of Mexico's capital city was, interestingly enough, located directly across from an elementary school. Described as having a magnetic personality, Constanzo attracted an array of famous and colorful people —including entertainment stars, fashion models, transsexual nightclub performers, politicians, businessmen, crime lords, police officials and civil servants.
Another admirer is Florentino Ventura, the head of the Mexican branch of Interpol. The cult, which is heavily involved in drug trafficking, is part of a satanic network that spans Central America and the United States. Several members will implicate major Mexican establishment and entertainment celebrities; Florentine Ventura, the head of the Mexican Interpol, will shoot his family and then himself after his name is discovered on a cult membership list.
The Mexican courts will withhold the names of those who supplied the sacrificial victims to the cult. Another mass grave site will be discovered near Juarez, Mexico, ten years later. Both sites will be located exactly where serial killer Henry lee Lucas had claimed they would be. Michael Aquino is again questioned in connection with child abuse investigations.
This time, at least five children in three cities are making the accusations. The children had seen Aquino in newspaper and television coverage of the Presidio case and immediately recognized him as one of their abusers.
Among the revelations in the case is that Spence had taken some of his callboy escorts on private, late-night tours of the White House. The tours, of which there were at least four, were cleared by a uniformed Secret Service guard who moonlighted as a bodyguard at Spence's parties.
Spence will hint that the tours were arranged by the national security adviser to Vice President George H. Bush — Donald Gregg — for whom Spence once sponsored a dinner. There will also be indications that Spence is partnered with Lawrence King in running a pedophile ring, and that Spence is working as a CIA asset.
The story will soon disappear entirely and Washington and the media will proceed to pretend as though nothing had ever happened. The paper trail will be quickly covered up. Some 20, documents pertaining to the case will be sealed by court order and the US Attorney's office will issue a gag order on the release of information. By the time Craig Spence turns up dead in a Boston hotel less than five months after the story first breaks, he will have been all but forgotten.
It will be sudden. It may appear to be a suicide, but it won't be. As it will turn out, very few witnesses will ever appear before that grand jury. Doty in passing disinformation to civilian UFO investigator Paul Bennewitz regarding aliens working in underground bases and experimenting on abducted humans. Moore retires as a UFO researcher after this. These experiences involve little grey aliens and UFOs, and he witnesses many others in his community being abducted along with him. He also begins to see orbs of light in his bedroom, which flood his mind with information.
What sound like holographic apparitions appear in his room, and walls and ceilings appear to turn invisible. Although Rice is very distraught over these strange experiences, others in his UFO group encourage him that these experiences are nothing but good.
After placing an ad in a metaphysical newsletter, Rice is contacted by alien abduction researcher Karla Turner. She, in turn, puts him in touch with Barbara Bartholic, another researcher who also performs hypnotic regression.
Both Turner and Bartholic both begin by collecting extensive background information on Rice through many hours of interviews with him. After this, Rice undergoes a series of hypnotic regression sessions with Bartholic, and uncovers memories of being visited by alien-looking beings that engage in raping both him and his grandmother. Through these sessions he is able to realize that the beings are often using disguises, but he and Bartholic both interpret this to mean that these are aliens attempting to look like humans, rather than considering that it might be the other way around.
Bartholic even explains to Rice how extremely frightening screen memories are used to cover up real events, using the trauma of these false memories to discourage further exploration. But Bartholic and Turner approach their work strictly under the pretense that these experiences are alien abductions, and ignore the possibility that they are covers for extremely covert mind-control programs conducted by humans.
Her son suddenly begins to show signs of an alter personality, and starts to have dreams of UFOs and aliens. He soon recognizes a strange sensation and a buzzing sound in his head when he goes to bed. Other events occur to the Turners and certain others around them. In response, they soak up as much information on UFOs and aliens as they can, and begin to see relationships to their own experiences, fitting their own into the scenario that is being widely presented in the media.
They begin to accept the idea that the truth about an alien presence is slowly being revealed by the government. According to Turner in her book, Masquerade of AngelsRice had a number of mysterious experiences throughout his life, and after learning about his ability to psychically read information about people, in he was coerced into joining a group of people who said that they had been looking for him. He was convinced by them that he had indeed been specially chosen and his experiences in life were all leading up to this, so at their urging he enrolled with an organization called the National Spiritual Association of Churches and trained for and received a license in mediumship.
This allowed him and his group to open up their own spiritualist chapter, where the group continually encouraged Rice and helped to guide his abilities. He always felt as though he was in an altered state during these experiences. He will describe the entity as alien-looking, but not fitting the look of a typical grey. He remembers that the entity taught him how to pass through solid objects, although he apparently never even tries to display such a talent afterwards. He decides to accept this as true.
Soon after, he begins to get visions involving widespread destruction, but when he seeks answers from his spirit guides, there is no perceptible response. He begins to wake up in the middle of the night with a compulsion to write, and what he writes seems so come out of nowhere. He spontaneously produces another creative piece of writing, which he finds all typed up one morning on waking, but no more after that. But within three years, inhe begins to have recurring dreams of an entity he calls Raphael, from whom he receives a message to go to New Mexico, and is provided a date to be there.
As circumstances turn out, he finds himself taking the trip on the date specified. Once there, he has another dream of Raphael, and this time he is told to submit a resume to a certain company on a certain date. He does so and is soon contacted for an interview. The interview takes place and Rice is given a job.
See online book, Masquerade of Angelsby Karla Turner. He will be accused of being a key player in an international child prostitution and pornography ring whose practices include kidnapping, rape, sadistic torture, and murder. He receives 13 years in prison, but will be released in after serving only 3 years, in spite of a medical report that described him as a perverse psychopath who was a danger to society.
Shortly after his release, young girls will begin to disappear again. InTavistock will devote its journal, Human Relationsto the publication of the papers from that conference. In several of the papers, the call will go out for the deployment of the mass media on behalf of this project. In addition, sincethere had been a new technology at the disposal of the brainwashers — the Internet. These NGOs were to be the superstructure upon which the new world order is to be built.
Perlmutter and other conference participants will argue that their movement cannot be beaten, because it doesn't exist, in a formal sense. It resides in the minds of its conspirators, minds informed by Tavistock's mass-media brainwashing machine.
The name ORION is also that of a secret government program that was involved in hypnosis and electronic brain invasion. The report reveals how government agents particularly one Richard Doty of the AFOSI had created false documents as part of a disinformation campaign to misdirect UFO investigators who were monitoring sensitive military bases.
They reportedly show only minor success. Michael Aquinofounder of the satanic Temple of Set, is processed out of the Army after being investigated for satanic ritual child abuse that took place at the Presidio Army Base. For unknown reasons, the CID chose to release their Report of Investigation three months after the statute of limitations ran out. They all live in a camp where Gerald Cruz serves as the leader. Cruz instigates the murders of four individuals from a rival group.
A cult expert will testify that Cruz directed the cult and Vieira was under mind control at the time of the crime. The expert will explain how cults use isolation, sleep deprivation, punishment, and occult ritual to dominate and control the minds of their members. There will also be reports that the cult was part of a Nazi or White Supremacist organization.
The presiding judge in the case May 26,The People v. Absent the pernicious influence of a satanic cult leader, it is doubtful that defendant would have committed murder. HAARP consists of an array of antennas laid out in a grid pattern over a 35 acre area, with a total power output capability 3. It is capable of heating a square kilometer area of the ionosphere to over 50, degrees. It is also capable of being used for mass mind-control by transmitting frequencies that affect human brainwave patterns to affect physiology in specific, predictable ways.
Higgins, who works as an arms control specialist for the Department of Defense. When Campbell is examined by psychologists, he will report that he was haunted by voices, and believed that he had been injected with a microchip by the CIA.
Although Campbell will be charged with first degree murder, he will be ruled mentally incompetent to stand trial.
Dahmer chases his victim down and tries to take him back to his apartment, but two women from the neighborhood intervene and call Dahmer tells the arriving police officers that Sinthasomphone is his year-old boyfriend and that they had an argument while drinking. The smell is the body of Dahmer's previous victim, who had been decomposing in the bedroom for three days.
The officers do not make any attempt to verify Sinthasomphone's age or identity, nor locate someone who could communicate with him, and fail to run a background check that would have revealed that Dahmer was a convicted child molester who was still under probation. Later that night, Dahmer kills and dismembers Sinthasomphone, keeping his skull as a souvenir. He will kill three more people before he is finally caught. Dahmer ends up struggling with him while trying to handcuff him, but ultimately fails to cuff his wrists together.
Wielding a large butcher knife, Dahmer forces Edwards into the bedroom, where Edwards sees pictures of mangled bodies on the wall and notices a terrible smell coming from a large blue barrel.
The barrel is filled with acid and is being used to dissolve human bodies to sludge before disposing it down the toilet. Edwards fights to get away and runs for the door to escape. Running through the streets with the handcuffs still on one wrist, Edwards waves to a police car for help. Edwards leads the police back to Dahmer's apartment, where Dahmer at first acts friendly to the officers.
However, when one of the officers checks the bedroom, he sees the photographs of mangled bodies and calls for his partner to arrest Dahmer. As one officer subdues Dahmer, the other opens the refrigerator and finds a human head. A further search of the apartment reveals three more severed heads and a human heart in the freezer, multiple photographs of murdered victims and human remains, and severed hands and penises preserved in jars filled with formaldehyde.
The remains of several corpses will be found in acid-filled vats, and implements for the construction of an altar of candles and human skulls will be found in his closet. A total of seven human skulls will be found in the apartment. After his trial, Dahmer will say:.
These thoughts are very powerful, very destructive, and they do not leave. They're not the kind of thoughts that you can just shake your head and they're gone. They do not leave. During this time, Gunderson begins living in Manhattan Beach, California with much-younger girlfriend Jackie McGauleywho was the first parent to believe that her child had been sexually abused at the McMartin Daycare.
McGauley will later go on record to state that Gunderson was never hired to investigate the McMartin case and had gotten involved in order to control the situation and make sure the investigation never went anywhere. Investigations into what is happening in Houston come to a halt.
He will never be seen again. It will be rumored that he was abducted by local satanists. Casolaro had been investigating the theft of PROMIS software, a computer program capable of tracking down anyone, anywhere in the world. These reports describe human or animal sacrifices, cannibalism, sexual abuse, satan worship, and other bizarre rites. See online file, Diana Napolis vs. Michael Aquino Lawsuit She has been channeling these entities ever since she became involved with Andrija Puharich in The book will continue to be a bestseller in the New Age movement for many years.
John E. Mack begins a decade-plus study of men and women who have reported recurrent alien encounter experiences. His method is to use hypnotic regression to explore their experiences and uncover any blocked memories.
His job is to help his clients to accept their experiences as real — including the terroristic violations and indoctrination that these experiences usually involved. Louis Jolyin West, as well as many people who have been accused of child sexual abuse.
Another board member, Richard Ofshe, is an alleged expert on coercive persuasion techniques, and Margaret Singer is a government expert on cults and cult tactics.
This defense strategy, when successful, will cause victims of trauma-based mind-control to be completely discredited, as well as their therapists, allowing the perpetrators to continue their activities unimpeded.
This will allow child abusers to continue their criminal acts with the assurance that the inclusion of obviously satanic themes and activities in these acts will lead the victims to discredit themselves if they ever report their experiences. Though technically unemployed and drawing welfare from the state, he nevertheless owns at least six houses and is living quite lavishly.
The magistrate who releases him, Justice Minister Melchior Wathelet, is soon after appointed to serve as a judge at the European Court of Justice at the Hague. Many of his houses appear to stand vacant, although some of them are being used as torture and imprisonment centers where kidnapped girls are taken and held in underground dungeons.
Some of his homes are used in this way for several years, and a growing body of evidence will indicate that fact. One informant will report to police that Dutroux is building secret cellars to hold girls before selling them abroad. Authorities will fail to act on any of the information they receive. Key facts will be withheld from investigators and lines of communication will be broken, effectively hindering the investigation.
On three separate occasions, one of his homes will be searched and voices of children will even be heard, but the police will turn up nothing, He will eventually be caught and arrested inwhen a final search will lead to the discovery of two fourteen-year-old girls who are imprisoned in a cellar dungeon, chained and starving.
The girls will describe being used as child prostitutes and for the production of child pornography videos. More than such videos will be discovered in the search. He was almost like a robot. It was like he had two different personalities.
The shooter, year-old Wayne Lois a gifted violinist from Taiwan, where his father had been a career officer in the Air Force. He will later state: "At the time I thought I did the right thing.
But as I look back at it over time, more and more it doesn't make sense to me. And more and more I ask myself, why? Why did I do it? I mean, why? She states in her paper that she has received complaints from 25 individuals who claim to be targeted by these electronic weapons, and gives an overview of those complaints.
She lists a number of methods used to overtly harass targets, including abuse, noise campaigns, vandalism, break-ins, and harassing telephone calls. Further, the report appears to blame a number of government agencies for the targeting, but almost completely omits the NSA as possibly being complicit as well. Although there are not enough cases at the time to support her, she claims in her report that the targeting is meant to pervert TIs in their loyalties, redirect their frustrations towards selected targets, and coerce them to act violently.
Although the report appears to be sincere and accurate in most areas, her claims within it that she and her group are performing ongoing investigations into the complaints they have received will result in nothing further beyond adding a supplement to the report in that will state that the number of complaints has more than tripled.
Clair Akwei files a lawsuit against the NSAclaiming that this agency is using advanced remote electronic mind-control applications on the public. The lawsuit will be thrown out on the grounds of frivolousness. More Alternative definitions The bold words are real words look them up if you want, they are too weird to be fiction 1.
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Anchor management 2. To question Arrack and Arraign Two countries in the middle East President Bush believes to have weapons of mass destruction. Bonus definition: Assemble No directions included. Posted by Boom at PM 1 comment:. I am A Knock-ternal Creature. This song involves quite a few knock knock jokes and the camp was getting bored with the same old repetoir so I decided i would come up with new ones for them. Most of these are terrible a few are worse and some are funny though all are clean.
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Ima Ima who? Ima comin in so ya'd better open up And Morris on the way Bird Bird who? Get some new material, I've bird all these before Ma name is forest Knock Knock Who's there?
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Ya'd better open the door cause I'll Natalya Samba I. Samba who I. Samba goin ta open tha door or what? Aspen Aspen who? Let me Aspen it to you one more time Solome Solome who? I knocked, solome in Alice Alice who? Alistened to you, know you listen to me. Horace Horace Who? My voice is getting a little Horace Billy Billy Who? Billy Ford Tough Robby Robby who? Give me all your money its a Robby Tick Tick who?
Tick em up, its a tongue tied wobber Wallace Wallace who? I told ya its a Robby give me all ya wallace Carolyn Carolyn who? For Christmas we can go a carolyn Willy Willy who? Willy please open the door, I asked nicely. Egbert Egbert who? I cooked breakfast, but my egbert I lenny him money, but he never returned it Zeus Zeus who? Ma blue zwade zeus I need a comb for my Hera Demeter De electrician came to read demeter Perseus I tried to return something, but needed proof of perseus Jose Jose can you see Yanni I worked all night I have every right to be yanni Matt I am so Matt at you, you didn't open the door Knock knock Who's there Doris Doris who?
I knocked because the doris closed Zack Ya wanna play hacky zack? Camp Camp who? Camp with any new knock knock jokes yet? Neredeth Man, last week I had a neredeth experience Colton Colton who Eli Whitney, that's who, he invented the colton gin Bobby Bobby who Ya wanna fo Bobby for apples?
Bess Its bess if you open the door Santa I couldn't get to sleep without the help of the santa man Paul Paul who? I Paul down, go Boom! Adam Ant Adam Ant who? I am adam ant that you open this door right now! Flora If ya ain't got Giants - Obscure (16) - On Formaldehyde (CD) beds I'll sleep on the flora Donna Donna who?
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On your martha, get setha goa Marris Marris who? Marris is what bwrings us hwere twogethwer twoday The lead contamination is all in addition to the pesticides, insecticides, formaldehyde, flame-retardants and other known carcinogens that reside on the clothes we wear.
So why should we care? Because the average American throws away over 68 pounds of textiles per year. Because most of our clothing today is made with synthetic, petroleum-based fibers, it will take decades for these garments to decompose.
Industry estimates suggest that 20 to 60 percent of garment production is sewn at home by informal workers, according author Lucy Siegle in her book, To Die For: Is Fashion Wearing Out the Giants - Obscure (16) - On Formaldehyde (CD) While there are machines that can apply sequins and beading that look like handiwork, they are very expensive and must be purchased by the garment factory. Often with the help of their children, the home workers sew as fast as they can and for as long as daylight allows to embellish and bedazzle the clothes that end up in our closets.
So how can you become a more conscious consumer? It starts by educating yourself, buying local, buying less, buying used and buying from independent designers. Enter Tsz Yan Ng, who can tell you the exact number of hands involved in the making of a certain little black sheath dress, produced and sold by Lafayette New York — a vertically integrated garment manufacturing company which runs all aspects of production, from design to distribution, out of offices in both New York and a manufacturing facility in Shantou, China.
Tsz Yan knows this company and its facility intimately; not only was her father the longtime manager of the cutting floor, she is the designer of record in collaboration with Mehrdad Hadighi for the current facility in Shantou. At first, the gallery gives the impression of a horror house, with hands seeming to grasp at the viewer from all sides.
But viewed more closely and individually, the hands are absolutely human, so finely detailed that an observant viewer could recognize some of the workers by their jewelry in a minute video that moves through the various departments of the factory, pausing to focus on certain machines and workers.
In the anteroom, a headless, but otherwise roughly human figure holds out a dress in a grim impersonation of a storefront mannequin. Tsz Yan is quick to emphasize that the stereotypical ideas Americans might hold about Chinese factory labor are, in various ways, misinformed although she concedes that the conditions faced by factory workers in this particular facility are not, perhaps, representative of the norm.
Indeed, the workers in the video seem to be reasonably comfortable in their workplace, and willingly participated in the project once it was explained to them. But whether she faces a receptive or unsuspecting audience, it seems that her true calling is the work of revealing the human subtext in objects so easily taken for granted as to render their makers largely invisible. By Dr. Phone Part of the Tevat Pandora series. Admission free. In Hebrew.
A burning issue. Admission 20 shekels. Following the footsteps of Mattityahu and his sons, from the beginning of the rebellion against the Seleucid Greeks. For reservations and additional information email daytrips oneisraelfund. Information: Yehudit Katsover or Nadia Matar Tour includes visit to Sde Bar, near Herodian, known for their fine goat cheese products and ecological system turning olive pits into firelogs; south to Maale Hever; Carmei Tzur.
Organized by the One Israel Fund. With veteran journalist Josh Hasten. What are the fundamental imperatives for survival? Seriously considering all the geographical and. At Netzach Israel. Dealing with the political, military and moral dilemmas faced by the neighboring countries and those further afield, that have taken in millions of refugees resulting from the regional upheavals.
One of the most important issues of the day. At the Hecht Museum. Auditorium, Haifa University. Free admission. Prior registration required. These are a gift of Kusmin soufanganiot. Wul try to reproduce the recipe. I hope that the photo lands straight up.
Present of soufganiot. What does the name mean? As cute as the name is to Hebrew speakers, it is quite peculiar to English speakers. Shalayim is the end of the Hebrew name for Jerusalem, Yerushalayim. Hamshushalayim Events Stay tuned for event listings as the information becomes available. Jerusalem Jazz Festival While Jerusalem typically flies under the radar when it comes to music, it is home to a thriving jazz scene of accomplished musicians and avid fans of the genre.
I never heard the term Hamshushalayim. Rare and surprising encounters between jazz and art, special performances in the auditorium, master classes, and more. With leading jazz musicians from Israel and around the world throughout the Museum. Artistic director: Avishai Cohen. In conjunction with the 50th Anniversary of Giants - Obscure (16) - On Formaldehyde (CD) Jerusalem Foundation and in cooperation with the Yellow Submarine.
Their music will transport you to a different place and time. While he was born in Los Angeles, his maternal family roots hark back many generations inside Louisiana. A small, devoted following of young religious Jews shows up at his shows.
The yarmulke, a broad, black affair seen conspicuously on the cover portrait of his CD, is a standard accoutrement at concerts, though not at his most recent gig at B. A habitual late riser given his performing schedule, he attends afternoon services at Congregation Beth Aaron when at home in Ridgewood.
His mother remains in Los Angeles. For a Giants - Obscure (16) - On Formaldehyde (CD) man in a hurry, Paxton knows how to take his time. He forages across the vast repository of historical music from the blues to virtually every category that fits the label of popular music. He pursues his research and takes the stage while dealing with longtime failing vision due to a faulty retina.
Anybody here old enough to remember how a train sounds? Paxton kept his grooves fluid and deft, never straining for mere virtuosity. In the end, he lets his ears do the thinking. He mentions a recent hearing of a cut of Slovak music with a striking violin part. King show. Less well known is its authorship, that of black Canadian composer Shelton Brooks.
The Jalopy bar in Red Hook, Brooklyn became a favorite haunt. His popularity and concert deals neatly followed. He was recently featured in a cover story by the Village Voice. But he sings the blues, which has roughly the same connotation as tzuris.
Folk music means music that stands against academia. Talking time is over. Find out…. Its dialogue with the surrounding Israeli culture can be seen in the wide range of performances presented at the festival along with its minor influences from Western and African art. Listed in category:. Email to friends Share on Facebook - opens in a new window or tab Share on Twitter - opens in a new window or tab Share on Pinterest - opens in a new window or tab.
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